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MYTHOLOGY MEME - [2/9] GREEK GODS/GODDESSES: PERSEPHONE

"Hymn to Phersephone. Daughter of Zeus,

Persephone divine, come, blessed queen,

and to these rites incline: only-befotten,

Plouton’s [Haides’] honoured wife,

O venerable Goddess, source of life:

‘tis thine in earth’s profundities to dwell,

fast by the wide and dismal gates of hell.”

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dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

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railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

go
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yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

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angry90slesbian:

you know who would be a pain in the ass to dominate in bed?

houdini

ropes? nah dude.

handcuffs? dont think so.

a straight jacket under water and surrounded by sharks? no fuck u he gone

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saturnineaqua:

hutchbutt:

substantialityou:

captainarlert:

crying-to-the-ocean:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

"Masturbating" no if you need to be told not to on a bus you’re fucking disgusting

Masturbating? Has this been an issue? That’s gross.

Yep, so far in my life I’ve had that happen three times. White dudes masturbating in plain sigh, standing a few feet away yet still in front of me, facing me, staring at me. In public.

that’s happened to my friend

yeah i have had this issue with white dudes…

saturnineaqua:

hutchbutt:

substantialityou:

captainarlert:

crying-to-the-ocean:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

"Masturbating" no if you need to be told not to on a bus you’re fucking disgusting

Masturbating? Has this been an issue? That’s gross.

Yep, so far in my life I’ve had that happen three times. White dudes masturbating in plain sigh, standing a few feet away yet still in front of me, facing me, staring at me. In public.

that’s happened to my friend

yeah i have had this issue with white dudes…

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lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

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fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

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